Movies

Morning Movie: Cursed (2005)

CursedCursed is a movie that I’ve never seen before now. It came out during the wretched era/glory days (depending on how you look at it) of teen horror movies in the early 2000s. It’s got a relatively young cast and fits the mold of most Wes Craven movies. Teenage friends, outcast, etc. It’s the Scooby-Doo gang make up. Anyway, this movie is about werewolves and it has Christina Ricci in it. Based on that last sentence, I have absolutely no idea why I haven’t seen it before. Especially since it’s on Netflix.

It’s probably mostly terrible, but it does have a lot of actors/actresses that I like in it, and again, it’s Christina Ricci + werewolves. How bad could it possibly be? (more…)

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Morning Movie: The Stuff (1985)

The Stuff

This movie, man. This movie. It’s hilarious, and bizarre and everything else. The Stuff is about a couple of people that find something in the snow that tastes absolutely delicious. This happens in the first 5 minutes, and it’s already one of the best movies ever made. It continues with these people marketing this tasty, creamy, snow-like treat as a form of yogurt or ice cream. So, you’ve got Yogurt, Ice Cream, and The Stuff. Just amazing. So, an investigator gentleman starts looking into The Stuff because it’s causing some crazy reactions in the nation’s children, where he runs across a food company executive who is also looking into The Stuff, and they run into some crazy stuff (pun intended).

No spoilers, but needless to say, The Stuff isn’t an innocent dairy (DAIRY ISN’T INNOCENT!) treat like ice cream or yogurt, and it’s not a taste non-dairy alternative like almond milk or coconut milk ice cream. Nope. It’s something else entirely.

This movie is actually pretty decent, but the whole premise is batcrap crazy. The Stuff is real, and it’s spectacular. (more…)

Movie of the Night: House on Haunted Hill (1959)

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The Movie of the Night for this haunting season is House on Haunted Hill (1959) starring Vincent Price. If you’ve never seen this classic, it’s the tried and true formula of a bunch of strangers locked in a house overnight for a chance of winning a prize, in this case money. There are a lot of twists and turns throughout this movie, and the acting is fantastic, but all of the effects, looking back on them, are incredibly hilarious. See what I mean?

This movie is timeless, for the most part, but check it out in black and white because the color one is a big ol’ mess, so don’t even bother with that nonsense. You can view either one in all their glory on Hulu+ or a variety of other places, so check that jazz out.

This movie is a wonderful way to kick off your Halloween season with a late night spook fest. (more…)

Morning Movie: Frankenstein’s Daughter (1958)

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I’m watching this for the first time now, but by all accounts, this movie is absolutely hilariously ridiculous. The story centers around Dr. Frankenstein’s grandson or something that decides to start up the family business. During this time, the new Doctor Frankenstein, working in a fellow doctor’s lab, decides to use a lady as a guinea pig. And then we get Frankenstein’s daughter. Contrary to the above poster, the monster is actually a female who looks so incredibly bizarre, and if that’s not insane enough for you, just think about the plot once more.

This movie is streaming on Hulu, as well as YouTube (because I assume it’s Public Domain). Good or bad (definitely bad), this is the morning movie for September 18, 2014! Happy Hauntings! (more…)

The Season of the Pumpkin Has Arrived! + Ginger Snaps

Rejoice! Rejoice! The pumpkin is here! In my world, the Halloween season has officially started as of September 17. So, as per usual, I’ll be attempting to making this site a Halloween Wonderland. I’m looking to bring back the cheap DIY yard decorations this year, as well as plenty of other goodies including the Morning Movie/Movie of the Day deal that I had going last year, so make sure to follow all of my social media sites (namely Facebook and Instagram, really) for all of the smaller things like pictures and songs and such.

Anyway, let’s start this off right with the Movie of the Day, Ginger Snaps!

Ginger Snaps

I’ve never seen this movie, but apparently it has werewolves in it, so I plan on watching it tonight. It looks like a teen movie, and it’s probably pretty terrible (that tag line is hilariously awful), but who cares? Werewolves are cool, and this should be an easy, fun way to start the season off right. This movie is available on Hulu+, so add it to your queue today! (more…)

The Wolf Lives… On Netflix

werewolves and stuffI’ve kind of been obsessing over werewolves over the past however long, but quite honestly, I’ve never paid much attention to werewolf stories on film. What’s really tickled my fancy have been stories from folklore from the likes of Native Americans, Norse mythology, etc. The stories rooted in truth are what really get me to start thinking.

But the other day, I was browsing Netflix, and I just got the hair to check out what movies they have on werewolves. So, I decided to throw a little list together in honor of the impending All Hallow’s Eve, as well as just to make a reference point for the wolf movies I want to watch in the coming weeks. (Note: I haven’t watched but a couple of episodes of the Netflix original series Hemlock Grove, but it appears to be wolf-centric as well.) So, join me in the Wolf Den, and let’s see what there is to see!

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The Punk Singer Was Good – You Should Watch It

1382955_638862972801340_1440021292_nIf you didn’t already know, I love punk rock. Any of the bigger, more influential punk artists from the lifespan of punk, especially if politically motivated, are at the top of my list of artists to seek out and explore. From my experience as a youth until today, I’ve been acutely aware of Kathleen Hanna, the Riot Grrrl movement, and Bikini Kill as a band.

Recently I’ve been seeking out Kathleen Hanna’s projects, oddly enough because I took a “What Punk Icon Are You?” quiz, and I got Hanna, which is crazy because A.) I’m a guy, and that’s pretty much it. I’ve always enjoyed Bikini Kill’s music, but I never really delved into it, and this quiz, as hilarious as it is, has sent me down a rabbit hole to explore all of her work.

Anyway, as an icon, she’s very intriguing, and as an artist, she’s a blast to listen to due to her unapologetic political agenda, mainly driven by feminism, and her absolutely raw and intense voice. As I was combing through Netflix yesterday, I was checking “Recently Added” and I came across The Punk SingerA Film About Kathleen Hanna, and I liked what I saw.

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